June 11, 1991
Lenny Bo Benny
Chairman
The Clapper
1800 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10101
Dear Lenny:
It was a pleasure speaking with you the other day. Although I would appreciate it next time if you did not consume an entire bag of potato chips while we converse. But on to the business at hand.
As you are well aware, sales of the Clapper have skyrocketed. I believe this is due in part to your fabulous commercials and their memorable jingle. We have found that the addition of colors to the Clapper line has also had a great effect on sales. For example, the blue Clappers sell much more than the orange Clappers. Alas, I will let the statistics speak for themselves:
Color	Store 1	Store 2	Store 3
Blue	401,000	679,000	409,000
Red	368,000	312,000	390,000
Neon Purple	212,000	197,000	243,000
El Greco Green	197,000	103,000	210,000
Well, that's about all I have to report. You can interpret the figures as you wish. Tell Tina I say hello. Peace and good will to you brother.
Sincerely,
Henny Benny
